Flipping and Flopping


I went shopping with Satan last week. I mean my mother.

She and I had gone for a Mother’s Day pedicure (she treated!), and we realized, as we slipped our feet into those flimsy paper salon flip-flops that they were simply not going to work. We could barely hobble across the parking lot to the car, sliding and lurching and shuffling in our chintzy flops. So we stopped at Target to pick up a pair that would carry us out to lunch and beyond.

I browsed the $2.99 selection while Mom moseyed over to the $12.99 display – an entire wall of embellished flip flops – fancy, pretty, sequined, ribboned flip flops in every color of the rainbow.

Technically, according to the Shop-Not rules, I shouldn’t have purchased even the $2.99 pair. But my mom had just splurged on Mother’s Day pedicures for us, and I wanted my toes to remain unsmeared and pristine (plus I’d tossed the only grungy pair I owned at the end of last summer, so I really did not have a viable flip flop option).

“Are you sure you don’t want a pair of these?” my mom called from behind a tower of shoe boxes stacked shoulder-high.

“Ohhhhhh, those are the cutest.” I admired the woven slides as I helped my mom wriggle her freshly painted toes into the shoe.

And then I tried them on. Twice. “Just to see.”

And I walked up and down the row. And I looked at my feet from the side and from the front and from behind in the little triangle mirror at the end of the aisle.

“I’ll buy them for you,” she offered.

“No, no, I can’t,” I said, sliding my foot out and placing the shoes back in the box.

I strolled back over to the cheapie display to decide between turquoise and magenta.

“Are you sure you don’t want me to buy these for you?” my mom asked again, the box tucked under her arm.

I looked longingly at the shoes, picked one up off the shelf again. Tried it on a third time.

“Mom! Seriously! Quit it! You’re like shopping with Satan!”

And then we laughed at the fact that I’d nearly thrown nine months of Shop-Not out the window for a lousy pair of $12.99 flip flops.

What's your latest temptation? Are you staying strong or caving like a house of cards?

Sandra Heska King  – (May 13, 2011 at 12:55 PM)  

I'm laughing too hard to comment . . .

Linda  – (May 13, 2011 at 1:15 PM)  

I have been reading and enjoying - and it is time to leave a comment. I love this because it is so real Michelle.
I'm proud of you. I could have rationalized myself into those cute flip flops in no time flat!

David Rupert  – (May 13, 2011 at 1:20 PM)  

I took two bags of clothes to Goodwill. So I'm not buying, AND i'm getting rid of stuff

Dawn  – (May 13, 2011 at 1:31 PM)  

I didn't know "Mom, seriously, you're like Satan," was an acceptable response to an offer of a gift. Bet you never knew the pickles your shop not adventure would put you in before hand.

I so enjoyed talking with you today.

alicia  – (May 13, 2011 at 1:52 PM)  

Love it! You are a stronger woman than I! It would not have taken me long to justify a "better investment" and if I was going to go down, I would go down BIG! :)

Heidiopia  – (May 13, 2011 at 2:54 PM)  

Great story and GOSH I'm impressed with your ability to resist the temptation! I'm assuming you went with the turquoise? Good choice. :)

Caving like crazy for convenience's sake these days. :-(

Jessica  – (May 13, 2011 at 3:28 PM)  

The next time I go shopping and spend too much... I'm going to tell my husband, "Satan made me do it."

"Shop not" continues to catch me in my spending. Giving away what I don't need or use. Keep writing your struggles and truth... even if you did spend just a bit.

I do think I need a pair of turquoise flip flops ...I have a thing for turquoise shoes.

Kim Turnage  – (May 13, 2011 at 4:08 PM)  

Laughing from the first line to the last! Shopping with Satan...I know your mom laughed too! Way to stay strong.

Jennifer @ GettingDownWithJesus.com  – (May 13, 2011 at 5:25 PM)  

I would need to stop laughing before I could make a comment. OH. MY. WORD.

Deidra  – (May 13, 2011 at 7:53 PM)  

Now I'm thinking you should add stand-up to your repertoire. Seriously.

H. Gillham  – (May 13, 2011 at 8:43 PM)  

LOL -- "shopping with Satan"

Too funny.

I'm staying strong, but that's because I've only been to Home Depot.

:)

BTW: I can't wear flip flops -- they kill my feet. I'm a Birkenstock girl... I have three pair that I get repaired over and over and over -- when I get a pedicure, I shuffle over to the dry stand in those pseudo flips like a geisha girl. As soon as my toes are dry, I can't wait till I can pull off those darn things and put on my Birkes. :)

Gaby  – (May 14, 2011 at 9:18 AM)  

Does it count if your mom buys it for you? You are stronger than I would be! :)

Lori  – (May 14, 2011 at 1:17 PM)  

Oh Michelle, that turquoise color is SO vibrant against the green leaves! Shopping with Satan....I love that your Mom laughed, I bet she is a fun gal just like you. Have you ever seen such a collection of blingy flip flops such as this year??? You are STRONG! Lori

Connie@raise your eyes  – (May 14, 2011 at 8:09 PM)  

Ha! Well did your pedi look pretty with the turquoise?

The Farmer Files  – (May 14, 2011 at 9:57 PM)  

Well, there. You would not put a price on your character...not $2.99 and $12.99...and your no is still no...and I am sure your yes is yes on other things. Awesome that Satan buys pedis. ;)

Leslie  – (May 15, 2011 at 7:19 AM)  

hehehe... thanks for the chuckles. i love the turquoise, by the way - good color choice ;)

Looking UP Amid the Chaos  – (May 15, 2011 at 2:21 PM)  

I am a new reader. I am caving like a house of cards to temptation. I start off SOO good!
I also want to know more about Shop- Not! Is there a post to explain?

Looking UP Amid the Chaos  – (May 15, 2011 at 2:32 PM)  

I am a little slow....sorry....I totally just saw the whole Shop Not header at the top of your blog!

Graceful  – (May 15, 2011 at 2:55 PM)  

No problem, Looking UP! I was going to send you in that direction...basically the Shop Not Project is a year-long shopping hiatus (no clothes, shoes, purses, jewelry, etc.). The money saved will be used by my family to sponsor a child through Compassion.

Thanks for stopping by!

Brian Miller  – (May 15, 2011 at 4:25 PM)  

we just did a mass clean out of the house...donating a bunch...we are def in the purge mode...

elm  – (May 18, 2011 at 12:43 PM)  

My splurges lately are on... food. Take Out food. Today: Pizza Hut, Yesterday: just the pantry, Monday: Kauffman Stadium dogs, Sunday: LoneStar Steaks, Saturday: in-laws' steaks... I even have PLANNED take-out BBQ for tomorrow night. I need to get a grip. But, it is supposedly one of the top rated! I can't resist - and my kitchen is small and we are pulling up AGAIN on Friday morning. So, big grocery gets are not really on the radar. SO, totally caving on the restaurant food. BAH!

elm  – (August 17, 2011 at 2:23 AM)  

My splurges lately are on... food. Take Out food. Today: Pizza Hut, Yesterday: just the pantry, Monday: Kauffman Stadium dogs, Sunday: LoneStar Steaks, Saturday: in-laws' steaks... I even have PLANNED take-out BBQ for tomorrow night. I need to get a grip. But, it is supposedly one of the top rated! I can't resist - and my kitchen is small and we are pulling up AGAIN on Friday morning. So, big grocery gets are not really on the radar. SO, totally caving on the restaurant food. BAH!

Looking UP Amid the Chaos  – (August 17, 2011 at 2:23 AM)  

I am a little slow....sorry....I totally just saw the whole Shop Not header at the top of your blog!

The Farmer Files  – (August 17, 2011 at 2:23 AM)  

Well, there. You would not put a price on your character...not $2.99 and $12.99...and your no is still no...and I am sure your yes is yes on other things. Awesome that Satan buys pedis. ;)

Linda  – (August 17, 2011 at 2:23 AM)  

I have been reading and enjoying - and it is time to leave a comment. I love this because it is so real Michelle.
I'm proud of you. I could have rationalized myself into those cute flip flops in no time flat!

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